Ingenuity of forwarded sms

I got this as a forwarded message on my phone today. I forwarded it to a few people and then something in my head made me google it up.. this story has various versions.. Palestinian  and Israeli more commonly...

Here's the message.. (And links to the other stories at the end)

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.

A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named. When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought,

What a good opportunity to have a bath.' He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had stolen them.'

The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there then.'

The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.

'And they say Kashmir belongs to them"

http://lwtc247.wordpress.com/2009/02/16/an-ingenious-example-of-speech-and-politics/

http://lifeisreallybeautiful.com/wisdom-nuggets/ingenuity-of-speech/ 

Wafers...

Do you like wafers?

I love them... wafer chocolates, wafer buscuits... 

And i like eating it layer by layer... so unaffected particularly by people watching me, I indulge in careful separation of these wafer layers...

also not very bothered about the chocolate all over my fingers if they're wafer chocolates.. 

I've been weirder.. I don't mind licking the chocolate off the wrapper if it melts... :D without caring who's watching :D

Wanting to die.....

I was searching for "Best ways to (something) .." on Google just now and scrolled down through the result, is when i came across this link > http://www.mouchette.org/suicide/answers.php3

You should read through, its just a sad sad thing how a 13 year old child is asking ways to kill him/herself on a forum and people around the world are acting smart and telling him/her ways to do so. Except for the top most reply by this lady named nicki posted on 2nd June 2010... A mother of three children, i think  only she gave a good reply to the question...

I miss my Sis...

Neha, you're one of my fav. people in the whole wide world no matter how crazy n stupid n irritating u are sometimes.

And when you're away, it's like a part of me is away, but then when you come back home you're crazy n irritating again..

I love you so so so much, and i miss having you here, there's so much i have to tell you, i miss my best friend which you always have been.