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Sunday, May 16, 2010

A bad day :P

Here's ten ways of how to make your day bad : ( :P)

1. Wake up late even when you know you have an important appointment early morning.
2. Booze the night before so that a terrible hang-over stays.
3. Rush to wherever you're supposed to reach and on the way abuse/yell at everyone and anything you see [e.g dog, newspaper, door-lock, shoe, guard, driver, a pedestrian etc.]
4. Get into a fight with a close friend for no reason.
5. Hold on to the grudge against her/him till the end of the day [why can't she/he come and apologize first... moreover it wasn't your fault anyway...]
6. Think highly of yourself but more importantly, think others are fools and everyone does everything aiming to irritate you...
7. Blame everyone else for everything bad happening to you, blame them even for your mistakes.
8. Be lazy... and drag-gy... and slouchy... and look tired...
9.  Start thinking you're life's such  a waste.. and that there is no hope and you're all alone and no one cares for you and no one wants you.. complain on how you don't feel like going home..
10. End up at home anyway and be grumpy about how bad the day was and continue abusing/yelling at the dog, Remote control, newspaper, people, bed, mosquitoes etc...

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